i'm working at tully's this morning, as usual. the guy at the table next to me is telling his friend about his band, and was just listing off the cities they visited on their recent first mini-tour:

"Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Las Vegas, LA, and Canada."

reminds me of a girl from NYC i knew freshman year in college. when she arrived at school (an ivy league university, mind you), she thought illinois was the capital of chicago.

i kid you not.