physical humor

  • Nov. 24th, 2009 at 10:38 PM
red cartman
A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs-Bosons in here."

So the Higgs Boson says, "But without me how can you have mass?"

one of these things is not like the others

  • Nov. 24th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
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i added a movie to my netflix queue, and the usual window popped up to suggest other movies that i might like based on that selection.

which one of these movies seems out of place? (cut for width)... )




awww...

  • Nov. 19th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
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lapful of kitties...






gmail

  • Sep. 22nd, 2009 at 12:32 PM
butters sad
hey,

do any of y'all use gmail regularly, and, if so, have you been having horrible performance issues over the past couple weeks? (i mean the performance of gmail, not any other sort of performance you might be doing...)

i have a horrible time getting the page to load in full view, or plain HTML; as often as not i get "information is temporarily unavailable" when i try to load a page; and sent messages don't show up in the sent box or incorporated into the existing thread for 10 or 15 minutes after sending.

i've tried different computers (all macs, though), and different browsers, and it doesn't seem to make a difference.

right now, for example, (even after rebooting our dsl modem & router), i can't get to my mail. it's like it's being held hostage

:-(


Lactic Acid Is Not Muscles' Foe, It's Fuel

  • Sep. 4th, 2009 at 4:36 PM
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Everyone who has even thought about exercising has heard the warnings about lactic acid. It builds up in your muscles. It is what makes your muscles burn. Its buildup is what makes your muscles tire and give out.

But that, it turns out, is all wrong. Lactic acid is actually a fuel, not a caustic waste product. Muscles make it deliberately, producing it from glucose, and they burn it to obtain energy.


http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/16/health/nutrition/16run.html?_r=1

i'd always heard the same negative things about lactic acid & muscles... interesting to read they're not true!

One giant slip in Bangladesh news

  • Sep. 4th, 2009 at 10:00 AM
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Two Bangladeshi newspapers have apologised after publishing an article taken from a satirical US website which claimed the Moon landings were faked.

The Daily Manab Zamin said US astronaut Neil Armstrong had shocked a news conference by saying he now knew it had been an "elaborate hoax".

Neither they nor the New Nation, which later picked up the story, realised the Onion was not a genuine news site.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8237558.stm


modern meat production

  • Sep. 1st, 2009 at 8:21 AM
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(AP) WASHINGTON — An undercover video shot by an animal rights group at an Iowa egg hatchery shows workers discarding unwanted chicks by sending them alive into a grinder, and other chicks falling through a sorting machine to die on the factory floor.
[...]
Using a grinder, [an egg trade group spokesman] said, "is the most instantaneous way to euthanize chicks."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/01/chicks-being-ground-up-al_n_273652.html

torture

  • Aug. 31st, 2009 at 9:56 AM
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But what [Bush & Cheney] did to the culture - how they systematically dismantled core American values like the prohibition on torture and respect for the rule of law - is the worst and most enduring of the legacies.

One political party in this country is now explicitly pro-torture, and wants to restore a torture regime if it regains power. Decent conservatives for the most part simply looked the other way. Unless these cultural forces in defense of violence and torture are defeated - not appeased or excused, but defeated - America will never return the way it once was.


http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/08/the-evidence-mounts-still-further.html

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"Under the policy begun by Bush and now continued by Obama, the government can open your laptop and read your medical records, financial records, e-mails, work product and personal correspondence -- all without any suspicion of illegal activity."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/27/AR2009082704065.html

conservative class

  • Aug. 26th, 2009 at 10:14 AM
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some of sarah palin's facebook friends reacting to ted kennedy's death:

"thank you for maintaining my belief in you as a real american, however this country is now much better off, one less socialist, anti freedom senator."

"Now if we could just talk God into taking Arlin Spector, Harry Reid,and Nancy Pelosi America would be Eutopia!"

"good riddens"

"If he makes it into Heaven (& I doubt he will with his stance on abortion) I hope that God makes him babysit all the aborted children for eternity. God have mercy on his soul."

"Ted Kennedy dying has made my day...."

"He cannot fillibuster God. Good ridencance to a sorry person."

"It's about time, we can only hope Pelosi and Ried will be joining him very soon. All 3 of them should be buried in Moscow for whom they work so tirelessly."

a perspective from the UK

  • Aug. 25th, 2009 at 11:42 AM
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"For there is a mean and merciless streak in mainstream US attitudes, which tolerates much more in the way of inequality, deprivation and suffering than is acceptable here, while incorporating a large and often sanctimonious quotient of blame."

http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/mary-dejevsky/mary--dejevsky-a-mean-streak-in-the-us-mainstream-1776795.html