http://www.lexic.us/definition-of/jiz

oh, and apparently you have jizz on your face...

http://www.lexic.us/definition-of/jizz

Police on Sunday ruled the death of former NFL quarterback Steve McNair a homicide, a day after his bullet-riddled body was found in a Nashville apartment along with the body of his girlfriend, whose death has not been classified.

ok, doesn't "bullet-riddled" generally rule out natural causes & suicide? i mean, you can shoot yourself, but could you really riddle your own body with bullets?

i dunno... i think i would have suspected homicide right off the bat, but then i guess that's why i'm not a homicide detective...

or, rather, one song that is clearly about cock, and two that sure sound like they're about cock...

Boyracer - He Gets Me So Hard (probably my fave boyracer song, and not just for the title. it's pretty noisy, so may not appeal to those with gentler music sensibilities. i don't actually know what it's about, although stewart -- who wrote & sang it -- is totally straight, as far as i know. he lives with his wife jen & their baby in arizona, and they're two of the nicest "music biz" people i know.)

PJ Harvey - Long Snake Moan (yeah, you should hear her long snake moan. this wouldn't be her first song about having a penis [see "50-Foot Queenie"..."Hey I'm the king of the world / You oughta hear my song / You come on and measure me / I'm twenty inches long])

Ziegenbock Kopf - Hot Cocks On Fire (um, yeah, there's really no misinterpreting this one...it's kinda more spoken word + grungy beats rather than "song"... "thanks for the ride... now take off those fucking pants... sit back... smile... stop resisting... i can tell it's been a while...")

baby hedgehog (5 fotos):

http://swiss-lupe.blogspot.com/2009/07/autofahrer-aufgepasst-junge-igel-5.html

i'm coming down to the bay area next friday night. i'll be there for a week. this is all kind of last-minute, so most details still TBA. i hope to see many of you. more info in a future post...

i just posted this in a comment on bearzbub's journal, but i thought i'd post it here as well, since i've been revisiting old photos lately. this is the two of us dj'ing at the Hole In the Wall. i'm guessing it was the same weekend as my band's second gig in SF, since that's when i had the mohawk...

so the rumors are flying about sarah palin's abrupt resignation.

a number of sources are now indicating that this move may have come in advance of a federal indictment on embezzlement charges. here's one:

http://www.bradblog.com/?p=7280

while i'd prefer not to wish bad things on people, i really hope that mean-spirited, ethically-challenged hatemonger gets what's coming to her...

i wonder what her evil plan is...

us news is polling people on whether they approve of obama's move to extend federal benefits to gay partners.

the polling is currently 55% voting no, don't approve.

http://www.usnews.com/polls/obamas-decision-to-extend-benefits-to-gay-partners/

23% of americans polled can't name a single scientist, living or dead.

http://www.virology.ws/2009/06/30/many-adults-cannot-name-a-scientist/

today was, like, everything i dislike about my job, all at the same time, plus some new annoyances i hadn't even thought of yet.

at least it looks like i won't have to work over the long weekend... or at least not too much...

bluh.

from reuters:

Sticking with health issues, a federal advisory panel yesterday voted to recommend a ban on Percocet and Vicodin, two of the most popular prescription painkillers in the world, because of the damage they can cause to the liver, the NYT reports. Both drugs contain a narcotic combined with acetaminophen which, when taken in high doses, has been identified as a leading cause of liver damage. People who take Percocet and Vicodin for long periods often need higher and higher doses to achieve the same pain-relief effect, the advisory panel noted. The ruling doesn't guarantee a ban from the Food and Drug Administration but this expert advice normally governs the agency's thinking. The panel also recommended that the recommended daily dose of Tylenol—one of Johnson & Johnson's best-selling products and another that contains acetaminophen—be cut from 4,000 to 2,600 milligrams. The company said it "strongly disagreed" with the ruling.

it seems that michael jackson's death is going to be very good for the economy... at least for the music & memorabilia sectors...

Based on preliminary sales numbers from Nielsen SoundScan, the top nine positions on Billboard's Top Pop Catalog Albums chart will house Jackson-related titles when the tally is released in the early morning on Wednesday. Nielsen SoundScan's sales tracking week ended at the close of business Sunday (June 28) night.

also,

LAS VEGAS - Twenty-one pieces of Michael Jackson memorabilia have sold for a total of $205,000 at an auction held in Las Vegas just a day after his death.

A crystal beaded shirt worn by the performer during his 1984 “Victory” tour was the top-selling item in the collection, at $52,500. Prices include a 25 percent auction commission.

the graph shows opinions on various gay rights issues in each of the 50 states:

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/06/gay-rights-are-popular-in-many.html

60 democratic votes in the senate now... it'll be interesting to see if that makes any sort of difference.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8127589.stm

...a handmade belgian chocolate anus:

http://www.edibleanus.com/



(also available in solid silver, in a limited edition.)

and if you don't like that, how about anal jewelry?